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The Best Alarm Clock

$ 59.99 $ 69.99 Pre-order your Forte <br>The Best Alarm Clock Pre-order your Forte <br>The Best Alarm Clock


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Pre order for the newest Screaming Meanie Forte is now available! Be one of the very first people to own the brand new Screaming Meanie Forte before it is released to the general public.

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We are very proud of this new item, and we think you will be too.  One of our challenges will be the ever changing costs of importing the product.  Your backing will help offset some of these costs.  Please note that once you commit, we will charge your card. Keep in mind that we've been making screaming meanies for over 20 years, and have millions of happy customers. We 100% guarantee that you will receive your product as soon as possible (currently projected to be November 15th)
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  • 6 customizable alarms
  • 9 inch easy to read screen
  • 10 languages
  • Up to 100 dB
  • 5 level of brightness
  • Customizable night shift, dimming
  • 4 Easy to read layouts

Large Display – The reason to have a clock is so you can read it!  We went with a 9-inch display, so you don’t have to strain to see what time it is. People with poor eyesight will love this clock.  Wake up in the morning and see the clock WIHTOUT glasses!

Easy to Set – With all the other clocks out there, we were really frustrated setting them.  That’s why we put the buttons on the front, so you can clearly see what you’re setting, and the changes as you make them. We also wanted to make it as easy as possible to use.  With the push of one or two buttons, the intuitive menu makes it easy to change time, settings, or to set an alarm.

Loud – We’ve built our reputation on having the best built loudest alarm. Rest with confidence knowing that even the deepest sleepers will be awakened.  Have peace of mind knowing that you will hear the reminder to take your medication wherever you are in the house. The Forte can go up to 100 dB.

Customizable – Have your Forte your way.  Change the layout to show time, date and time, or a countdown to your next alarm.  The font color is also changeable to Forte can match your style.

6 alarms – Wake up, go to bed, take some medicine, watch Dr. Phil, you can set a reminder for anything you want, and they’re fully customizable, once a week or every day.  Up to you!

10 languages – Set the language to any of the 10 preprogramed languages, truly a clock for almost everyone.


Unlike some crowdfunding projects, most of the heavy lifting has been either started or completed, these tasks include:

  1. Programming;
  2. Industrial Design;
  3. Mold Fabrications;
  4. Testing;
  5. Intellectual property protections;

Once molds are finished, we will begin production and expect a November ship date.



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